So Today we shall deal with the Sadar argument:
1. There is existence

2.Existence is a perfection above which no perfection may be conceived

3.God is perfection and perfection in existence

4.Existence is a singular and simple reality; there is no metaphysical pluralism

5.That singular reality is graded in intensity in a scale of perfection (that is, a denial of a pure monism).

6.That scale must have a limit point, a point of greatest intensity and of greatest existence.

7.Hence God exists.

 

It cannot be argued that existence does not exist. Apart from this being an apriori argument, it is a non sequential as existence defines itself. I feel we can safely move to premise 2.

Existence is a perfection above which no perfection can be conceived. If we look at the full range of scientific arguments from the Fine tuning of the unimultiverse to the ontological arguments we can see that existence is perfect. Look at the trillions of billions of stars out there any only those within our observable reach. Look how they are all fine tuned for life, look a the Heat death of our universe fulfilling the prophecy of the sacred scripture The final track of Monkey - Journey to the West. Disappearing Volcano. All is perfectly revealed that although the universe seems to be a randomly cobbled together pile of crap, in actuality amongst the ten trillion, trillion, trillion, trillion, trillion, X 10 to the power of 98 square miles, the existence of one planet chosen by the gods, which exists in order shows that existence is perfection. As does the prostate gland and the giraffes laryngeal nerve. What could be more perfect?

Monkey is perfection. All we have to do is imagine his perfection and then decide that this is not good enough. If you need empirical evidence look at how he describes himself: " I am the greatest creature that ever lived" " Ten thousand heavenly soldiers cannot defeat me" " I can leap 100000 miles in one somersault. This of course is poetic talk. And the most perfect poetry ever of course, The sheer poetry alone is a miracle and is tangible proof of his deity. At least I think so. I like the Ramones, but those sort of verses even hammer the Ramones best works into the ground. Apoart from certain tracks of course.

 

Existence is obviously a oneness as in days of ignorance people used to think that many gods and many worlds were possible. Single things are better. Look at marriage and its plurality. I mean, what more point is there debating this. Pluralism sucks. The Christians and Muslims have one god, well OK ,the Christians have 3 but its sorta one. Single things rule hard.

 

If something is really amazing, it's amazingness must end somewhere. try to think of something utterly amazing. Perhaps a magic staff that can expand to fill half the universe? Well Monkeys Black Gold banded wishing staff fills the whole universe. Nothing greater than him can be conceived.

 

Hence Monkey Exists

I shall next deal with the Moral Argument. Soon.

 

May your clouds carry you far above the deamons of doubt. That sounded really profound.